Who'd you push down the stairs last night?

All the time in work. Usually a scalpel rather than a pen

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thehairymagician:

oh phil..how you crack me up XD

butyourelikereallypretty:

But There Are Like Really Nude Pics of You, Carly Rae Jepsen.

THERE IS NAKED CARLY RAE JEPSEN PHOTOS?! I don’t think I could look at them, she’s hot but she looks about 12

heddy1:

How i feel, all the time, EVER!

thedailywhat:

Kiss Cam Catch of the Day: The first time the Kiss Cam found the first couple at Monday night’s USA-Brazil scrimmage, Michelle rejected the president’s advances – and the pair was promptly booed.

This was the second take.

[cosbysweaters]

THESE GUYS

angvl:

you can actually smell the desperation

GPOY

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GPOY

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“I was taking a shit, I was just on a really important phonecall”